Josh Sales recently found his first gray hairs, which ultimately put the wheels of this book in motion. He quit his job and moved to a small cabin in the mountains, putting pen to paper over several days and months until he produced something that he could return to civilization with. Something that would allow him the confidence to get on his knees and beg for his real job back.
Unfortunately, the original manuscript was lost in a terrible unicycling accident, so what you just read was thrown together over one long, cold night just to make my publishing deadline.
Hope that explains what you just read.
And it sucks too, because the original had vampires and ghosts in it.
Oh well, maybe next time.