Classic Stand Up Routine

     ANNOUNCER: “Introducing the main event of the evening, Josh Sales!”


*Audience applauds and cheers*


     Josh steps in front of the mic.
     “It sure is nice to be back in (Insert City Here)!”


*Audience applauds and cheers*


     “It’s always great to come to (Insert City Here) because you’re always so nice to me. In fact, I was just talking to someone in the back here just a few minutes ago, and they asked me: ‘Josh, what was the craziest thing someone said to you after a show?’ And you know what I said? I thought for a second, really hard, and I told them that it had to have been the last time I was in (Insert City Here)! A lady came up to me and asked:
‘Why did you include this in your book?’”


*Audience applauds and cheers*


     “Thank you (Insert City Here), you’ve been great as always!”


*Audience applauds and cheers*


     ANNOUNCER: “Give it up one more time for Josh Sales!”


*Audience applauds and cheers*

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